17 year old with too much time on her hands

 

adventuresofbetahugh:

Seriously, they need to make the ads for this stuff more relevant to what the product really is.

adventuresofbetahugh:

Seriously, they need to make the ads for this stuff more relevant to what the product really is.

Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you

Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy

Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony