Ha Fucking Ha

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

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— 15 hours ago with 85508 notes
How to color eggs with onion shells.

wewantwow:

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This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.

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— 15 hours ago with 147626 notes

i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

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— 16 hours ago with 291748 notes
euo:

“Initiative comes to thems that wait.”
A Clockwork Orange (1971) dir. Stanley Kubrick

euo:

“Initiative comes to thems that wait.”

A Clockwork Orange (1971) dir. Stanley Kubrick

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— 2 days ago with 3384 notes

neathdote:

shortielittle:

tradingwishesforgoals:

Cool :)

When firefighters get bored…

they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me

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— 2 days ago with 38730 notes
johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

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florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

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— 2 days ago with 179367 notes